We at the JoPa-WhyChristian-Brogressive Multimedia Conglomerate™ are excited to announce the new #WhyTony Web Seminar series! With cutting-edge online Google Hangout technology, join leaders of the Emergent church as we address topics such as:
“Not Your Grandma’s Christianity: Navigating the Emergent Industrial Complex”
Christianity in America is at a crossroads. Will the church fall into the depths of cultural irrelevancy with Chris Tomlin-wannabe worship leaders, suburban potluck dinners, and meeting in buildings? Or will it rise above fundamentalism and embrace Emergent Fundamentalism? You won’t want to miss this insightful exposé about how post-institutional institutionalism is the next best thing!
“Platform Building 101: Jesus Promised Fame and Fortune”
Book deals and networking are all the rage these days. Contracts are lucrative—just count all those Jacksons and Benjamins! Endorsements can give you access to the most premier Starbucks-knockoff emergent church plants and other venues. Join us as we learn from the experts about how to manage your brand and platform in this day and age.
“5 Ways to Invest in the Echo Chamber Effect”
The internet can be a scary place. What if someone visits your blog and/or social media page, disagrees with what you say, and leaves a nasty comment? That certainly is no fun! Join us in this seminar to learn about the new technology to track IP addresses, block unruly commenters, and screen content. Never before will your website echo a resounding “YES, I agree!” to your work! ***Financial disclosure notice: App support for this e-seminar provided by the NSA.***
“Online Criticism: Tools for Survivors”
One of the gravest trials any Christian leader can endure is online criticism. Tertullian said it best that “The subtweet against the martyrs is the seed of the church.” Recently, Stuff Christian Culture Likes trolls viciously attacked Matthew Paul Turner on Facebook and Twitter. If you’ve ever wondered how Christian celebrities can equip themselves to battle trolls (i.e. anyone who disagrees with you and/or calls you out), you won’t want to miss this seminar.
How to RSVP:
The event website will be launching soon. In the meantime, please close comments on your blog, remain silent about church abuse issues, and block Stephanie Drury and all Stuff Christian Culture Likes social media pages (don’t forget to file a report,too):